When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.
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Anthony T. Hincks
Stanley forced a smile to his lips at the memory of the onesided romance; it was silly, after all, a stupid childhood crush. Who’d fall in love with a fictional character? That was the kind of thing you laughed about as an adult. Or at...
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Amelia Mangan
I am not a fan of sealed up sterile homes or Faraday cages and their use in human health, although I do understand that some people do feel relief in these environments.
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Steven Magee
I don't dream of a ceiling fan which is always here spinning above my head. I dream of a cool weather
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Munia Khan
Because all the brilliant ones- they can sing it and they can paint it, but they can't do it. You can't expect them to love you.
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Dakota Lane
More Quotes By Rupert Everett
We now live in a world where the only thing to have is success, but failure is marvelous. It's fertiliser, it's like living fertiliser, because you're forced on yourself.
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.